i dont believe it

here's a story on how Liard's quest to find a voice recorder ended up with me having a broken keyboard and no money. in point form:

1) We head to vivocity to find a voice recorder for her work
2) Enter Best, only have Sony's but she needed an Olympus
3) We enter Challenger and she finds oylmpus ones
4) I walk around, am taken in by the nice tech stuff
5) I buy a lap top cooling pad, and a micro vacuum. How cool is that
6) Enter candyempire, bought wafers for dad
7) enter breadtalk, bought bread for mom
8) head to island creamery, then to a kopitiam. no more money after everything
9) I go home, place my lappy on the cooling pad
10)I take each key out on my keyboard n vacuum the gunk out of it. disgusting
11) Couldnt put back my keys. Realised i brokemy spacebar,and 6 other keys.
12) Stupid liard.